Quotes from Prisoner of Azkaban in 15 minutes [09 Jun 2004|10:34pm] [ mood | amused ] [ music | Loreena McKennit - Tango to Evora ] LUPIN: All right, dementors suck, and I still can’t figure out why they’re picking on teenage kids who don’t look anything like Crazy Gary Oldman, so we’re going to learn about boggarts and how to laugh at them. Line up! MUSIC: *is madcap* LUPIN: So, Neville, what are you afraid of? NEVILLE: Everything? LUPIN: Besides that? NEVILLE: Professor Snape. LUPIN: Snape it is then! Make your fears funny and therefore harmless! NEVILLE: *changes Snape into Drag Queen Grandma Snape* DRAG QUEEN GRANDMA SNAPE: RUNS in my STOCKINGS? FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR! LUPIN: So. The better the memory, the better the Patronus. Go! DEMENTOR-IN-A-BOX: RAAAAAA!! HARRY: *falls over* LUPIN: No dice, Frodo. Think of something better. This is some funny shit! If you've read the book or seen the movie, check out the full parody here! XD kissin my 2 loveaches| sweeter delight

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